This is a real conversation, with real people, who have been married for over 39 years. This is my life......
He hands her the map and the following conversation takes place.
Him: "Here I'm driving so you have the map" - to a woman who looses her shoes almost every day and can't find her way out of the mall. And he KNOWS she can't read a map!
Him: "We're coming up to the intersection which way do I turn?"
Her: "That way" pointing to the right- the really strange thing is he turns right.
Him: "Were coming up to stop sign here."
Her: "There's no stop sign on the map keep going."
Him: "Just past the red barn which way?"
Her: "Oh I put the map down 5 minutes ago, was I suppose to still be keeping track?"
Without missing a beat! Him: "It's a good day for a drive."
Her: Silence with a smile of agreement.
Yes, it was a good day for a drive with the man I love! Relaxing, fun, and we did get lost but we found our way back. Without the map, which I lost....